Lone Sock USES

We keep a few. When we go out, I put frozen water bottles in the socks (one bottle per sock). That way as they thaw out in our backpack and condensation forms, the sock absorbs it and everything in our backpack doesn’t get wet.
I always save them, thinking that I will have a light bulb moment for use by the preschoolers. I realized that my students can use them to erase the chalkboards — sock on one hand and chalk in the other!

Onion Storage

When I buy onions, I use old pantyhose to store them. Put an onion in, then tie a knot and repeat until it’s full. Then I just hang them up, and when I need a onion, I just cut at the knot from the bottom.

Paper Towel Tube – Reuse

They make good plant propagators. Cut then into 2-inch strips, stuff with newspaper, and fill with soil, then put your germinating seed in. When the plant gets bigger, they can be pulled apart easily or planted straight into the ground and will biodegrade.

Dish Washing Tip

Ever have a dish or two in the sink that you want to wash? Don’t wait for more dirty dishes before you hand wash or keep the faucet running or fill a sink with soap and water for a couple of dishes. Keep a spray bottle filled with water and add a bit of dish washing liquid next to your sink. Spritz dishes to loosen food and to use less dish soap and water. Works great on counters, too. The first tip has another suggestion for washing glasses.

A Funny Joke

Have you ever felt just a little too old?….. Heres a funny tale:

My name is Alice, and I want to tell you a story about me feeling way to old: I was sitting in the waiting room waiting to see the dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name that had been in my high school class some 40-ODD years ago.

I had to take a step back and think: Is this the same guy that I had a crush on way back then? Upon seeing him, However, I quickly discarded and such thought. This balding, gray haired man with deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School which he replied to “Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a mustang!” I asked when he graduated and he answered “In 1975. Why do you ask?” I told him he was in my class and he looked real closely at me AND THEN…….

THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED FACED, FAT-BUTTED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT  OLD MAN ASKED, “‘WHAT DID YOU TEACH???”